The Adventures of Match.com

I think most people know that I have been trying match.com. I think I have gone on two dates. I just wanted to share some of the people that send me winks – I am sure these are very nice people. But if you know me, you probably understand why I have gone on so few dates from match.com.


warmguy100
Would love to hear from you...
Active within 3 days
46-year-old man
Santa Monica, California, United States
seeking men 35-50
within 20 miles of Los Angeles, California, United States



[Again, I am sure he is a nice guy – but he is 46 and lives in Santa Monica, which is at least 45 minutes to an hour from my house on a good day. And, really, do you think the second picture was taken years ago - this is still warm guy. They almost don't look like pictures of the same person.]







mayneT
Kind heart, adventurous spirit
Active within 24 hours
44-year-old man
Westlake Village, California, United States
seeking men 30-50
within 60 miles of Westlake Village, California, United States




[44 years old... really?]









not12stl4les
Everything happens for a reason...
Active within 24 hours
23-year-old man
Corona, California, United States
seeking men 21-37
within 300 miles of Corona, California, United States


[he is 23 years old – come on]









barsaat
Can I Just Spend My Life With You?
Active within 3 days
27-year-old man
Norwalk, California, United States
seeking men 30-45
within 50 miles of Norwalk, California, United States





inlosangelesca
Will see!!
Active within 3 days
47-year-old man
Los Angeles, California, United States
seeking men 37-51
in in Los Angeles, California, United States







[okay, in good shape for 47]













peejay31
Hope I get lucky here... lets see what happens
Active within 24 hours
33-year-old man
Los Angeles, California, United States
seeking men 32-40
within 25 miles of Los Angeles, Lincoln Heights, California, United States


Pasadenaguy2007
If you are normal please keep reading...
Active within 24 hours
25-year-old man
Pasadena, California, United States
seeking women 21-27
within 20 miles of Pasadena, California, United States

[Okay, this guy is 25 years old. He winked at me. But read his description: he is looking for a woman – or so he says.]

I'm looking for someone who is ambitious and goal-oriented, but has her priorities straight. She must be smart, funny, and adventurous. I want someone who enjoys being outside more than sitting in front of the television. I would prefer being outside near the water but anything outside will do. I love to cook and I'm pretty good at it but would rather be bbqing. I'm one of those people that likes all kinds of music. I like to dance even though its not flattering, and I love to make people laugh and smile. I'm on this site because I think its hard to meet someone who is genuinely good and can appreciate romantic gestures.


latino4LTR
Travel and adventurer looking parthner to share life with
Active within 24 hours
40-year-old man
Long Beach, California, United States
seeking men 30-47
within 1000 miles of Lakewood, Long Beach, California, United States

[yeah, Long Beach – because that is a least an hour away.]



shawnbrady601
swimmer1
Online now!
27-year-old man
City of Industry, California, United States
seeking men 18-35 within 20 miles of City of Industry, La Puente, California, United States

[This has to be his high-school year book photo or something.]



And you wonder why I am still single?