After the Supreme Court's landmark decision that the Defense Of Marriage Act is unconstitutional, it's time to look at the top 10 ways heterosexual marriage will be affected now that it's not being defended.
1. Uh...
2. Uhhh...
3. Hmm...
4. Just a sec...
5. It's like... You know how... It's like when things... Right?
6. We swear we just had one
7. It's coming... Wait for it...
8. Hey! Look over there!
9. Wait, where are you going?
10. Global warming?
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